the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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