his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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