god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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