i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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