I love black thongs
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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