it's too hot outside to masturbate.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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