Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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