Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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