Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
