what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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