East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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