Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
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