i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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