You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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