No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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