I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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