Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
4 words: hood of his car
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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