I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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