Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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