She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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