I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
its not stalking. its research.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I still have a little drunk in my system
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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