sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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