Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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