You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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