ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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