I think my vagina is haunted
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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