Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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