If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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