we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Green mimosas i think yes
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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