the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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