She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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