I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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