: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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