Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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