OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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