so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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