This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
