Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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