Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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