Whod you bang
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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