That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
