what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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