Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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