I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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