Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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