i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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