I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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