he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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