the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Houston, we have a blender
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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