i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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