using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
