its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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