Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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