I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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