I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
is that a dick in a sweater?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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