Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
