Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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