girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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