Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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